Monday 24 September 2007

New TV Season!

Okay, the cable is finally back on and just in time for the new TV season. So I'm going to provide "Instant Reviews" of all the new shows:

The Big Bang Theory

Premise:

Hot dumb chick lives next door to two nerds. Hilarity ensues?

Characters:

We know they're nerds because they have a white board of algorithmic equations in their kitchen, they dress like what real nerds tend to avoid and cool guys wear to look hip, they say "coitus" and their showercurtain is the periodic table.

The female is a dumb blonde slut, but not the good type of slut who will sleep with a nerd. (Really if I were a woman, this would totally piss me off. The character is like a dumber Suzanne Summers)

Demographic:

Would be teenage boys if this were 1976 and/or internet porn wasn't invented.

Overall Opinion:

I came in here to blog until Two and a Half Men comes on. Sad on many levels.

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